Funny

In case you missed iMonk’s post of this song and video, “I Think My Wife’s a Calvinist,” do check it out. Here it is:

Warning: This song will make no sense unless you are a Calvinist or hang out with Calvinists.

chorus
I think my wife’s a Calvinist
She only owns an ESV
(She made me burn my NIV Study Bible)
I’m always catching her reading Romans 8:28-30
And Wayne Grudem’s Systematic Theology
She has a tattoo that says ‘I heart John Piper’ in Greek
And she likes Spurgeon more than she likes me
And that’s ok, I didn’t choose her
She chose me

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